Saturday, August 7, 2010

The Advantages of Apparition

I know it’s not real. But just imagine all you could accomplish with the simple expedience of apparition! Imagine all the extra activities you could do. Starting off the day, I could spend more time at home with my wife and dog before I have to hurry off to work. Granted my commute is only 5-10 minutes, but imagine what your morning could be like. How long do you have to commute? At lunch time I could meet my wife at home or, say, Paris. At night you wouldn’t have to worry about rush-hour traffic. Imagine all the stress that people wouldn’t have to endure by having to wait an hour to drive what would normally take 15 minutes.
During New Years you could celebrate in each of the 24 time zones! You could visit every country in the world, as long as you are careful where you apparate to. You don’t want to end up in some cannibal tribe’s camp, in the middle of a fire-fight, or in crocodile-infested waters. You would never miss a child’s soccer/baseball/football/softball game. There would be virtually no scheduling conflicts. You could have breakfast in Tokyo while watching the sun rise, lunch in Giza next to the pyramids, dinner in Paris, and then party in NYC and LA. Imagine all the photo-bombing you could pull off. You could go to every Olympics and World Cup.
Just imagine all the possibilities!

1 comment:

  1. that would be so awesome! i could live in norfolk and go to school in charleston!

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